Five Snotty Facts

To go with the recent Snotty-Ass Rock 'N Roll Mix, here are some honest-to-goodness true snotty facts about me.

1. I like the phrase "Git-R-Done". I like the way it looks, and I like the way it sounds. I don't care that it came out of that unfunny nimrod Larry The Cable Guy's piehole. I just like it.


2. I believe there should be a limit to how much wealth one can accumulate. There should no such thing as a billionaire, or even a multi-millionaire. You want to be rich, use your money to build a f*cking time machine and go to France in the days right before the Revolution.


3. I like fart jokes.


4. I hate tucking my shirt in. I absolutely hate it. If you like tucking your shirt in, you're a f*cking moron.


5. I'm sick of solemn references to 09/11. Yes, people died. Stop talking about it, unless you want to make a funny reference to it.

I TAG NO ONE